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billyjojo:

rhiannonisperfxoxoxo:

billyjojo:

"punk died when green day became famous"

nah son punk died when elitist snobs like your sorry ass started treating punk like some sort of secret club with pathetic rules

Green Day, NOFX, Anti-Flag and Bad Religion killed punk.

nah son punk died when elitist snobs like your sorry ass started treating punk like some sort of secret club with pathetic rules

slyclig:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

  • why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg
lalavadet:

iamnoface:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT



I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS FUNNY

more notes! cant stope laughing!

lalavadet:

iamnoface:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS FUNNY

more notes! cant stope laughing!

(Source: gunpowderandspark)

nikioftime:

Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary

nikioftime:

Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

Then why do you always Reblog stuff about supporting gays and equal rights and everything?

Anonymous

finest-faith:

Because I can be straight and still think everybody deserves the same rights that I have?

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week


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unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

(Source: kaliskadyami)